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This shows Frank's charming side. He has managed to get someone to strip for him. |
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FRANKS FAMOUS QUOTES
THE BEST QUOTES OF FRANK BUTCHER.
1)What you got me down as some sort of doughnut?
2)You're a wave short of an ocean in't ya?
3)If you get smart with me boy i'll come down there and give you a dry slap.
4)PAT, PAT, Don't go Pat. (emotional but good all the same)
5)What do you think I am a speaking clock?
6)They were taking the rise. (rise = piss)
7)R-I-C-K-Y (after catching him in bed with another man)
8)What are you trying to make me look some sort of double yoker?
9)What do you think I am some sort of Pilchard?
THE AMAZING VOCAB OF FRANK BUTCHER
1. Ruddy - the most commonly used Frankism, meaning stupid.
2. Pal - he often uses this word when adressing someone.
3. Winkle - Another word he uses when addressing someone.
4. Cocker - Another word he uses when addressing someone.
5. Pilchard - A word he uses to describe someone he doesn't like.
6. Baby - A word he uses to address women. Which he has had many of in his time.
7. Sweetheart - Another word he uses to address women.
8. Darlin' - Another word he uses to address women.
9. For crying out loud - A phrase he uses when he is irate.
10. Now you listen to me - A phrase he uses to get people's attention.
11. Behave yourself - He says this to people who are not behaving themselves! (like Ricky and his boyfriends)
12. Have a word with yourself - A phrase he uses when he thinks people should give themselves a good talking to! (like Ricky about his boyfriends)
13. Well whoopsee do - A phrase he uses sarcastically that means 'well aren't you clever'. (sounds gay but not from his mouth)
14. A dry slap - Something he threatens to do to people who are unruly. (example above)
15. Oh, there goes another rib! - A sarcastic comment he uses when someone makes an unfunny joke. (he would not say this when he goes on this site)
16. Hark at you - Means listen to you.
17. Nelsons - word he sometimes uses that means money.
18. Song - meaning very little, as in 'you got my flat for a song'.
19. Hold the phone just one second - Means hang on a minute. (and if you didn't know that you really are a tool)
20. What do you take me for? - phrase he uses when someone is trying to pull a fast one on him.
21. What have you got me down as? - similar meaning to number 20.
22. Kiss me - Phrase he uses to his wife when he is in a good mood. (i.e. horny as a bull)
23. You're a wave short of an ocean - A phrase he uses to describe someone who lacks intelligence!
24. Is there anybody in there? - Question he asks stupid people.
25. You're getting right up my bugle - Means you're getting right up my nose! (not literally)
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He had a HUGE cock.
I am starstruck as I sit in the room awaiting Peggy to arrive and start the interview. It is 3 in the afternoon and she arrives wearing a thong and a one cupped bra.
"Hello" she begins.
She seems to be in good spirits but informs me it has to be a quicky. I come in my pants before realising she means the interview.
I begin by asking about her and Frank.
"He was great at the time. If I am honest I have to say I only married him to help with my sexual needs. Phil was becoming impotent and could no longer have me riding him every night".
I am shocked that this was the case. She continues.
"He was great in bed. He had a HUGE cock. He used to rub my Breast with great affection before fucking me like his daughter(a whore)".
Just then she is called for and has to leave the interview prematurely much to my disgust. From the little time we had though I have decided she is a very lovely lady who is as slack as a sumo wrestlers briefs. Oh yeah and she must have had some set on her before.
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He had HUGE balls
It is midnight when she finally arrives with her chandaliers swinging from her ears. Her ass is in it's prime and is red raw after the night before.
"Yeah last night Frank came round wearing only a bow tie. I said 'Well what about Roy?' and he said 'look', so I did and I had forgotten that he had HUGE balls. So he came in and we had sex like we had never done before. My ass is red raw, I could shit through the eye of a needle".
I am not at all surprised about Franks ability in the bedroom. He is after all a charming, Big COCK and BALL man.
All i can say is "GOOD LUCK FRANKY BOY".
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