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An online catalogue for you the Frank Butcher fans
Here you can order everything you could possibly imagine, including Franks clothing and gadgets. ENJOY.
ALL MONEY WILL BE PUT TOWARDS THE FRANK BUTCHER FUND SO GIVE GENEROUSLY.
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FRANKS BOE-TIE
This is a product which Frank enjoys modelling in front of beautiful women or men like Pat. It comes in many colours including tangerine. |
Janine, his daughter. The WHORE.
This is a very popular product, his daughter. However it is difficult to see why. This can be used to talk to or as most commonly used for, to have sex all night. Prices begin at £1
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Hat Range
As you can see from the picture Franks hats are for the model business man. He looks sophisticated and these hats are for the man who has to have everything. |
Wrapping Paper
This is a must have item. Wrapping paper endorsed by the man himself. What? you may be asking yourself is the difference between this wrapping paper and the normal stuff. Well, absolutely nothing but he is holding it in the picture, therefore prices begin at £1000
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Chandaliers
The perfect housewarming gift a set of gold plated chandaliers to hang proudly from the ceiling.
Left: Pat modelling the Chandaliers |
FRANK BUTCHER cardigan range
The new Ralph Lauren range will never be able to cope with the high demand for the BRAND NEW Frank Butcher cardigan. Look at the bright and happy colours.
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Janine the whore
You can buy FRANKS VERY OWN DAUGHTER FOR A NIGHT!!!..janine would even sell herself to ian beale therfore the bidding for this slut starts at only £1 (You may have noticed this product earlier in the catalogue, this is due to the high demand) |
You'll be as shocked as frank was when we told him about our prices
Any frank butcher souveniers your looking for weve got it!!!!!!
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THE lamp post
This was the site in the point of franks life when he was unhappy but....YOU ARE NOW ABLE TO BUY THIS HISTORIC PIECE OF FRANK HISTORY....THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE OFFER ONLY ON FOR A LIMITED TIME SO BUY NOW |
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Mike Reid sings
This is the ultimate in Frank Butcher merchandise. Buy the album and hear Frank's rough vocals sing along to classics such as "What a wonderful World" and "Cry Me A River". Please buy now and you may be lucky enough to get the first one ever. Prices begin at around 50p
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